go on too many dates but I can’t make ‘em stay at least that’s what people say
Shelley: Stiles and Malia are unique.
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.
Warped outtakes 6 of 7 | Intro.
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
let us die young or let us live forever;we don't have the power but we never say never (x)
It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
People make so much fun of me for that, and I just, I don’t know. It’s like, if you win an award, isn’t that crazy? … How do you sit there and be like ‘Oh, another Grammy. I guess I’m gonna get that now’?